First Encounter with Yihu

People come and go, take a break, and rest your feet!

Soothe your throat with some Pu-er tea, or cool down with Laojun tea. Tea delights abound, and our menu's renowned.

Have some of our refreshing, iced sour plum juice. A treat for all ages you won't want to miss!

Hello there, fancy some tea? Step inside and take a seat.

Welcome to our tea house, where honesty is our policy. A sip for a coin, a treat for a bit more, and a tasting spree if you're ready to splurge!

Oh, you flatter me. If our customers are pleased, they'll better appreciate our tea.

That's right. It's popular in my hometown, and I've been interested in crosstalk and shouting-to-sell since I was a child.

I learned all this on my own, but I only have the courage to perform it here. It's my dream to be able to perform on the stage one day...

I know I still need to practice before realizing my dream, so I keep chatting with guests every day. It's a kind of practice for me. Well, hope they don't find me annoying.

Haha, did you reply to me that way on purpose? As if you were acting as a stooge.

Don't you think our conversation is like an improvised Xiangsheng? I must say, we did it quite well.

Please, have a seat here. It seems we've formed a connection, so I'll treat you to some sunflower seeds. It's on me.

No problem. When you have time, please come again.

Hahaha, that was some good crosstalk! I've got a bunch of jokes ready to go. When you have time, I'd love to share them with you.